Paddy is up in court being charged for having sex with a greyhound......
The judge says to paddy'This is a dispicable crime,you are a very sick man,never in all my years as a judge have i seen such a sickly act,How low can a man go....
Paddy replies'to be honest your honour oive shagged a jack russel but i couldnt quite manage a dachhshound. :YHMAN: