A series of unfortunate events

[guest14]

Decided to pack the fags in today,always going to be a difficult day,but things were worse than normal.................................
Spent most of the day generally getting soaked trying to do a porch base supposed to be finished for tomorrow....no chance,at about midday my phone went flat,no big deal at this moment in time,finished work about 3 and had arranged to meet eddie and dave down at the hall beach,wasnt going to be a long session for me as i had not been honest with the missus and told her i might be working a bit later as i had used my brownie points last night fishing so did not wish to push my luck...........Arrived at the Hall beach,Eddie and Dave were catching whities and wolfy dave turned up,think he had a whitey or two out,Rain coming down very heavy and very windy also,about seven thought i would call it a day,soaked through and blanked in style.....no big deal...........said taraa to the lads and packed me gear away...went to start the car..........car was having none of it......the rain had soaked my key fob could not disengage the immobiliser,dave who has experience in these matters,stripped the fob,dried it and put it back together and managed to get the fob light working again..but it still would not start.......decided to phone the old man on daveys phone (which also went flat) who had the spare key,he was none too pleased about having to take off his smoking jacket and crevatt and travel down to seaham in attrocious conditions,,,,,,,,whilst waiting dave thought he would have another go with the fob and started the car straight away..........had to borrow eddies phone to phone me dad,who had allready left the house,luckily he had his mobile,so my mam managed to contact him and call off the trek down to seaham,in the meantime my mam also phoned sharon(wor lass) and told her my car had broken down whilst fishing............thats me up **** creek.
Once again i said my goodbyes to the lads and thanked them for there help.......headed off in the car and managed to take a wrong turn off south bound on the a19........toured lots of strange villages on my quest to get home in attrocious conditions.......arrrived on the outskirts of Durham,Belmont i think and my petrol warning light came on......at this point i realised my phone was dead and i had no money on me............as it happens i made it home safe and sound with some fumes in the petrol tank.

A bottle of wine later,still just managing to keep off the ciggies....All is well..........Got all of the shite over and done with today the rest of the week is going to be a breeze

Cheers for your help today lads appreciate it :YHMAN:

[Sam]

Sounds like you had a hard day Chris,glad you got home safe and sound,well done to the other lads for helping ya out too.

[codho]

 You'll still pay for that one mate as you know, once the FPO makes her mind up what the sentence is  :roll:

[eddie t]

Class read Chris and very funny for us we thought ya had gone then ya
come walking back down the ramp 10 mins later. LMFAO.

If any one is feeling down and unhappy and they read this they wont be for long.

 :lol2: :lol2: :lol2: :lol2: :lol2: :lol2: :lol2:

[codho]

It's not right to laugh at peoples misfortunes Edward. :cm1: :cm1: :cm1: :cm1: :cm1: :cm1: :cm1: :cm1:

[eddie t]

I know Trev but i am  :PTYIT: :PTYIT:  :lol2: :lol2: :lol2: :lol2:

[codho]

Doesn't make yer a bad man  :lol2: :lol2:

[eddie t]

Doesn't make yer a bad man  :lol2: :lol2:

Dont ya mean it doesn't make us bad men cos i know you will of laugh ya heed off reading it.

 :lol2: :lol2: :lol2: :lol2: :lol2: :lol2: :lol2:

[parrot]

its a barsteward when shat like that happens,,might not see ya on sunday now,,will have to see what the f.p.o. says if youve been dropped in it,,, you have got to laugh really,,

[codho]

Could of been worse Chris it could of been me :laugh20: :laugh20: :laugh20: see you in Jan with good behaviour :up22:

[guest14]

Could of been worse Chris it could of been me :laugh20: :laugh20: :laugh20: see you in Jan with good behaviour :up22:

ya might have a cod out come jan trev :YHMAN:

[codho]

You never know :PTYIT:

[Brially]

  Really Good Story Chris, What Happened To You Was Bad, But Funny,thanks did make me laught  roll1
  But That Happens When You Try And Sneak Off For A Session,, And Not Telling The Wife,,.
  Well Done On Not Smoking,,,, But A Bottle Of Wine,,,, A Couple Of Cans Would Do It  :dr2:
                                           ,,,,BRI,,,,

[guest14]

  Really Good Story Chris, What Happened To You Was Bad, But Funny,thanks did make me laught  roll1
  But That Happens When You Try And Sneak Off For A Session,, And Not Telling The Wife,,.
  Well Done On Not Smoking,,,, But A Bottle Of Wine,,,, A Couple Of Cans Would Do It  :dr2:
                                           ,,,,BRI,,,,

different vice...same buzz mate :up22:

[codho]

Are them 400ml or 500ml cans of wine Bri an where do you get them