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Offline bazw

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The Divorced Barbie Doll
« on: January 21, 2011, 10:29:08 am »
The Divorced Barbie Doll:

    One day a father gets out of work and on his way home he suddenly remembers that it's his daughter's birthday. He pulls over to a Toy Shop and asks the sales person, 'How much for one of those Barbie's in the display window?' The salesperson answers, 'Which one do you mean, Sir? We have: Work Out Barbie for $19.95, Shopping Barbie for $19.95, Beach Barbie for $19.95, Disco Barbie for $19.95, Ballerina Barbie for $19.95, Astronaut Barbie for $19.95, Skater Barbie for $19.95, and Divorced Barbie for $265.95'.

    The amazed father asks: 'It's what?! Why is the Divorced Barbie $265.95 and the others only $19.95?'

    The annoyed salesperson rolls her eyes, sighs, and answers: 'Sir..., Divorced Barbie comes with: Ken's Car, Ken's House, Ken's Boat, Ken's Furniture, Ken's Computer, one of Ken's Friends, and a key chain made with Ken's balls.
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Offline WolfyDave

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Re: The Divorced Barbie Doll
« Reply #1 on: January 21, 2011, 10:57:13 am »
 :cm1: :cm1: :cm1: That sounds so familiar.Many a true word is spoken in jest.
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Re: The Divorced Barbie Doll
« Reply #2 on: January 21, 2011, 07:20:07 pm »
 :lol2: :lol2: :lol2:
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