A little boy was sitting on the pavement shaking a bottle of liquid
When a priest walked by
What have you got there? asked the priest
It's turpentine says the boy it's the most powerful liquid in the world
The priest smiles
and tells the little boy that Holy Water is the most powerful liquid
If you rub it on a pregnant ladies tummy she will pass a perfect baby
The little boy looks at the priest and says
If you rub turpentine on a cats arse it'll pass a Harley Davidson
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